Pitlochry, Scotland
By Cara L., Jenkintown, PA
Nothing tastes better than fish n’ chips in this Scottish town After a long training run through narrow streets past gardens and bowling greens and dogs barking with Scottish accents sweat drenching, legs aching, ears ringing, rain pouring, sky draining, darkness descending Bought for 3 pounds at the nearby chip shop Where I imagine all the locals go Where the chap behind the counter calls me “love” and asks if I’d like “vinegar and salt with that?” Where I fall briefly in love with the bloke doing the frying whom I can just see in the back, his sideburns and sure hands, the grease stains smeared on his white T-shirt suggestively. The wooden fork is free but the ketchup packets are 30 pence each which I don’t have but desperately want so I make Dad return with more money to get the ketchup, hoping the bloke in the back won’t realize we’re related. Nothing tastes better than these same fish n’ chips when I collapse on my bed in our B&B drunk with tiredness and in love with everything Chewing, I just taste sweat and summer and also an imagined flavor that makes me blush as I swallow the frying bloke’s hot greasy mouth pressed against mine. And then the complicated taste that I am ravenous for: that triumphant taste of vinegar and salt I am devouring Scotland I will never be full
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