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[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]
RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.
NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.
ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.
LAURA: So we at Really Cheesy Productions would like to remind you:
ALL IN UNISON: Never ever punch a baby.
RYAN: Not even a gay baby!
LAURA: Especially not a gay baby!
ELLY: Gay babies are our future.
NATE: They have an evil plot to overthrow us all!
LAURA: That's not actually true.
RYAN: When you feel like directing your anger at a baby, take a deep breath and direct it at cute little animals instead.
NATE: Like this cat! (Nate is holding a cat)
[Cat is flung violently over LAURA and ELLY's horrified heads.]
ELLY: Um, no cats were harmed in the making of this feature?
LAURA:...yeah. It's gonna be okay, right?
[Technical Difficulty bars flash onto screen.]
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LOL. I actually laughed out loud, I didn't just say I did because I thought is was funny! XD
Reminds me of this video me and m friends made, though I think ours was more like 'Never do this[insert person violently attacking doll] to a baby.'
Love your twilight one too. Almost a thousand comments last time I checked?! o.0
i like this one but i really really liked ur twilight one...i need to make a movie of it...and dont worry ill include u when i roll the credits
defently
