There once was a cat who lived in a house, a house of laptops. She was a pretty lavender color and always wore red slippers. She had a dragon fly for pet, and her name was Scoop.
Scoop was very bored with her life. What she really wanted was to be in the movies.
Joking aside, it's hard to be an actress if you are a purple cat who has no acting experience. Even writing a letter was hard. An hour later, all she had was blunt claws and a large pile of paper that was scattered over the laptops that made up her house. After a while she had to put up with a leek so she could type her letter. But at last, she got it to the frog post. Now all she had to do was pet her pet dragonfly until she got a reply. She waited, and waited. But she got no answer. That is, no answer except for the one that she didn't want.
At last, she called a friend of hers. ( I don't know what his name was, but I know he was a gecko ) And asked him if he knew of any movies she could audition for.
“Well,” said the gecko “It would be a little tricky, as you don't have any acting experience, and you are a purple cat.”
“Well, I need something to audition for. Anything!” Said Scoop.
“Well, Lets see whats in the theater paper.” Said the gecko.
An hour later, he called Scoop again.
“Scoop, I think I found a few possible places.” Said the gecko. “They want several cats for several different posts, but they don't say what sort of movie it is, or what sort of character. The only one says it wants a freaky cat from outer space, but that doesn't seem your type. ”
“Well, I already found one.” Said Scoop. “They want some princess cat. That is exactly my type.”
“Not exactly....” Said the Gecko.
“I'm hanging up!” Said Scoop.
Scoop started writing the letter for the role of the princess cat. It troubled her that she didn't even know the name of the movie, but whatever. She sent it to the frog post.
At last, She got the letter. The letter. They wanted her to come for a screen test. She called up gecko again.
“Remember.” Said Scoop. “You said a princess cat was not my type. They just called my to come for a screen test.”
“Hmm.” Said the Gecko. “ I heard there were a lot of cats auditioning for that one.”
“Phtisst.” Said Scoop, and she hung up.
She had just got off the train in front of the movie studio. To her surprise, she saw that the gecko was right. There were a lot of purple cats lining up for the role. There was even a pink cat, which spooked her.
She wanting until her name was called. She did all right, until she tripped up and fell off stage. Scoop sprained her ankle.
“You where right.” said Scoop later. “I'm not an actress.”
And after that, she never tried acting again.
Scoop was very bored with her life. What she really wanted was to be in the movies.
Joking aside, it's hard to be an actress if you are a purple cat who has no acting experience. Even writing a letter was hard. An hour later, all she had was blunt claws and a large pile of paper that was scattered over the laptops that made up her house. After a while she had to put up with a leek so she could type her letter. But at last, she got it to the frog post. Now all she had to do was pet her pet dragonfly until she got a reply. She waited, and waited. But she got no answer. That is, no answer except for the one that she didn't want.
At last, she called a friend of hers. ( I don't know what his name was, but I know he was a gecko ) And asked him if he knew of any movies she could audition for.
“Well,” said the gecko “It would be a little tricky, as you don't have any acting experience, and you are a purple cat.”
“Well, I need something to audition for. Anything!” Said Scoop.
“Well, Lets see whats in the theater paper.” Said the gecko.
An hour later, he called Scoop again.
“Scoop, I think I found a few possible places.” Said the gecko. “They want several cats for several different posts, but they don't say what sort of movie it is, or what sort of character. The only one says it wants a freaky cat from outer space, but that doesn't seem your type. ”
“Well, I already found one.” Said Scoop. “They want some princess cat. That is exactly my type.”
“Not exactly....” Said the Gecko.
“I'm hanging up!” Said Scoop.
Scoop started writing the letter for the role of the princess cat. It troubled her that she didn't even know the name of the movie, but whatever. She sent it to the frog post.
At last, She got the letter. The letter. They wanted her to come for a screen test. She called up gecko again.
“Remember.” Said Scoop. “You said a princess cat was not my type. They just called my to come for a screen test.”
“Hmm.” Said the Gecko. “ I heard there were a lot of cats auditioning for that one.”
“Phtisst.” Said Scoop, and she hung up.
She had just got off the train in front of the movie studio. To her surprise, she saw that the gecko was right. There were a lot of purple cats lining up for the role. There was even a pink cat, which spooked her.
She wanting until her name was called. She did all right, until she tripped up and fell off stage. Scoop sprained her ankle.
“You where right.” said Scoop later. “I'm not an actress.”
And after that, she never tried acting again.


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