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What's the best pick-up line you've ever heard?? haha I think they're so funny
*Do you have a twin? Because you're in my heart and you're in my mind.
*If you are a subject, I wish you're difficult. So that when I flunk, I fall to you!
(( I know they're cheesy and they may not be great. They are Pinoy Pick Up lines and I tranlated them to English so sorry ))
They're from pinoypickuplines in tumblr. :))
*Your dress looks good on you. But we look better together.
*I want to be a policeman. You are MY MOST WANTED.
*Prepare a lifebouy. Because I'll drown you with love. :))
At the gym.
Man "So, come here often?"Me "Is that an insult?"
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? (Hahaha this one is kind of dirty, but I thought it was HILARIOUS.)
LMAO!!! funny stuff guys... bt i would tottaly fall for it bc i like funny guys....
bt i've heared this one alot:
man "did it hurt?"
me "what hurted?"
man " when you fell from heaven bc u are a goddess to behold"me " lol!!! aww so sweet" =)
Are you a spy because I want to take you undercovers
nerd pick up lines are the best things ever 0.o like harry potter... "Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away..."
*I lost my teddy bear can I snuggel with you tonight.
*"man sticks out hand" Can you hold this while I go for a walk.*I don't want to inpress you or anything but...I'm batman.
this one is my favorite! If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Last night I made up the worst one ever. Insist repeatedly that you are not a water gun. Eventually they'll sarcastically ask you to prove it. At that point, say "Okay. You just TRY to make me spray out liquid. I bet you can't."
Lol I've got one, but it's bad! haha lets see if anyone gets it! OKay: "I'll make dinner if you make breakfast"
I've got PLENTY of funny ones. I warn you, some are kinda dirty too. Others are just lame lol.
*I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
*Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
*If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the whole world.
*If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
*Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a very long way from here.
*Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
*How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
*There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping, and 1 is standing right in front of me.*Did the sun come up? Or did you just smile at me?
did you just fart becaue you blew me away
I can't take credit for this one but I thought it was one of the best I've heard! "Girl, are you from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin it!" :P
okay, i have a few dirty-ish ones, but, i'll stick to the clean one:
*by a bathroom* "Hey, wanna get back in that restroom, and not rest ;)*
"Aren't you tired? Cuz, you've been running thru my mind aaaaalll day:)"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.
(This one's kind of dirty.) "You've been a bad girl, go to my room."Are you from jamaica, cause you're jamaicain me crazy.
is yr dad a dealer cuz ur dope.
That dress looks good on you, but it'd look better on the floor.
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?
They are cheesy. Haha! I would probably slapped the guy, who would try that on me.