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TeenInk How would you rearrange this old cliche? "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar" http://t.co/xTNZxcKYxK
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TeenInk "Thinking is the best way to travel." - The Moody Blues http://t.co/5jzE5kVJyB
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TeenInk If this is the ending of the story, what is the beginning? http://t.co/gRzPosYXRi
What's the best pick-up line you've ever heard?? haha I think they're so funny
*Do you have a twin? Because you're in my heart and you're in my mind.
*If you are a subject, I wish you're difficult. So that when I flunk, I fall to you!
(( I know they're cheesy and they may not be great. They are Pinoy Pick Up lines and I tranlated them to English so sorry ))
They're from pinoypickuplines in tumblr. :))
MOre:
*Your dress looks good on you. But we look better together.
*I want to be a policeman. You are MY MOST WANTED.
*Prepare a lifebouy. Because I'll drown you with love. :))
At the gym.
Man "So, come here often?"
Me "Is that an insult?"
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? (Hahaha this one is kind of dirty, but I thought it was HILARIOUS.)
LMAO!!! funny stuff guys... bt i would tottaly fall for it bc i like funny guys....
bt i've heared this one alot:
man "did it hurt?"
me "what hurted?"
man " when you fell from heaven bc u are a goddess to behold"
me " lol!!! aww so sweet" =)
Are you a spy because I want to take you undercovers
nerd pick up lines are the best things ever 0.o like harry potter... "Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away..."
*I lost my teddy bear can I snuggel with you tonight.
*"man sticks out hand" Can you hold this while I go for a walk.
*I don't want to inpress you or anything but...I'm batman.
this one is my favorite! If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Last night I made up the worst one ever. Insist repeatedly that you are not a water gun. Eventually they'll sarcastically ask you to prove it. At that point, say "Okay. You just TRY to make me spray out liquid. I bet you can't."
Lol I've got one, but it's bad! haha lets see if anyone gets it! OKay: "I'll make dinner if you make breakfast"
I've got PLENTY of funny ones. I warn you, some are kinda dirty too. Others are just lame lol.
*I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
*Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
*If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the whole world.
*If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
*Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a very long way from here.
*Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
*How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
*There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping, and 1 is standing right in front of me.
*Did the sun come up? Or did you just smile at me?
I can't take credit for this one but I thought it was one of the best I've heard! "Girl, are you from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin it!" :P
okay, i have a few dirty-ish ones, but, i'll stick to the clean one:
*by a bathroom* "Hey, wanna get back in that restroom, and not rest ;)*
"Aren't you tired? Cuz, you've been running thru my mind aaaaalll day:)"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.
(This one's kind of dirty.) "You've been a bad girl, go to my room."
Are you from jamaica, cause you're jamaicain me crazy.
That dress looks good on you, but it'd look better on the floor.
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?
They are cheesy. Haha! I would probably slapped the guy, who would try that on me.
