You could tell me a funny story, or explain why my brother brought a unicorn home from school today and then ate a sandwich... Ya know. Stuff.
ummmm. want to know a messy joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
so stupid right. All i can think of.... let me ask my friend.
Two blondes got all A's all year last year.
that was her joke. ( brunette)
Heyy! I want to entertain you. But, see, I'm not funny. And I'm boring, so....pry not helpful, but whatever:) Are you really a band geek? :D I loooove band geeks :)
Oh yeah - a band geek and proud! I'm playing baritone this year. Are you a band geek, too? I'm so happy, I have friends! This is way more fun than history homework!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's probably sad, but this actually amused me. XD
Well today my algebra professor was teaching about functions. I complained about something I don't even know what, but this is how he responded to my complaint, "Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET OVER IT, the grab a sraw and suck it up." Anyways I thought it was funny.
I'm a bando too!!! And for the entertaining thing... I randomly heard this in the hallway at school the other day: "So I heard turtles can jump." Thought it was funny :3
Woohoo, bandies! Yeah, I'm normally the one saying weird stuff like that. What instrument do you play?
I don't even think I know any of y'all, but I am perfectly willing to pretend to be entertaining in my own nerdy way....
If you play JAWS backward, it's about a shark that spit out so many people they have to open a beach.
Why did the monkey eat the banana?
Because he was hungry...
Hahahahahaha... Wait what?