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TeenInk How would you rearrange this old cliche? "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar" http://t.co/xTNZxcKYxK
Fri May 24, 2013 10:17am Reply Retweet Favorite
TeenInk "Thinking is the best way to travel." - The Moody Blues http://t.co/5jzE5kVJyB
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TeenInk If this is the ending of the story, what is the beginning? http://t.co/gRzPosYXRi
Pedobear appeared and chased the boy and butterfly
Pedobear yelled out loud "I'm gonna r.ape you!?"
The butterfly glared at the pedobear, flying upwards so he couldn't reach. "Hey, kid. Spam him."
The boy grinned and pulled a couple cans of Spam from his backpack.
He put the spam in the slingshot, slowly pulled it back, and then released the flying spam, hitting the pedobear square in the face.
Pedobear ate it. "Come here lil boy. Don't worry, I wont hurt you, much."
and jumps up to grab the boy, but falls on his a.ss. the boy and the butterfly
were dumb. Pedobear got up and tackld da kid.
"Time for da big ra.pe!"
((1: In case you hadn't noticed, they are FLYING in the AIR out of reach. Tackling is impossible.
2: I don't think that this is appropriate for this site.))
((Thank you Aeliss. My thoughts exactly. I wrote the spam-slinshot thing to try and get OFF the Pedobear topic.))
but instead the butterfly comes to the rescue and both the boy and the butterfly together takle the pedobear and fly away to safety!
But they unfortunatly fly straight into a black hole, which sends them flying back toward a.....
Alternate universe where a man flies around in a blue box and saves everyone all the time and the people are all
obsessed with power tools, tape, and aliens. Then the yellow butterfly says to the boy...
"Look! It's the Power Tool planet!"
Then they built a spaceship and
((Well hello there Aoide!))
Pedobear rose from the grave and hopped into his convertable. "I'm gonna ra.pe y'all, one way or anotha!"
flew to a different planet, one where everyone made everything with Duct tape. On Duct Tape Planet, no one had ever made a space ship yet, because you can't make a space ship out of Duct tape. So, when the natives
Pedobear flew to da land of da tape. "I'm gonna get ya!"
Suddenly the great and poweful Ghostly Ninja appeared and sliced off Pedo Bear's head with a sledge hammer."Are you okay"He asked the boy and the butterfly.
