My Generation

My generation
Thinks that sex is
anextracurricular activity,
That drugs are
dietary supplements,
Thatalcohol is
the life of a party,
That pornography is
a mind-broadeningexperience,
And that violence is
a sport.
But
Theater ismy
extracurricular activity,
Salad is my
dietary supplement,
I amthe life
of the party,
A good conversation is a
mind-broadeningexperience,
And shopping
is a sport.
So I
don't fit it.
But
do I
really want to?