Stuck In An Elevator
At the ding of the elevator, two silver panels slide open. The Little Mermaid carefully wobbles in, making sure her slimy fins do not slither into the shaft. Her sea foam green eyes become enormous as she notices a flamboyant, red-haired man wearing a crushed velvet suit and pleather Beatle boots standing in the elevator. A small tuff of chest hair pops out of his white, ruffled shirt.
“There you are!” Austin Powers seductively says, grinning through his yellow popcorn seed teeth.
“Do I know you, Sir?” says Ariel in a high-pitched, timid voice.
“No, but that’s where you are, you’re there! My name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name. And who are you, baby?”
“My name is Ariel. Pleasure to meet you. I love it up here, out of those waters.
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