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By LucyM, Kent, OH

[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]

RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.

NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.

ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.

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make more!!
Sep. 02, 2016 at 11:29 AM • Report
all of the stuff you write is soo funny i love it so much
Apr. 20, 2016 at 12:38 PM • Report
Great Job! Hilarious. :D
Oct. 26, 2012 at 7:09 PM • Report