The Twilight Saga in About Two Minutes
[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]
BELLA: Are you a vampire?
EDWARD: No! Yes...
[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]
BELLA: I love you.
EDWARD: I love you too.
[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.
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