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By LucyM, Kent, OH

[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]

BELLA: Are you a vampire?

EDWARD: No! Yes...

[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]

BELLA: I love you.

EDWARD: I love you too.

[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.

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263 comment(s)
So great, I died
Oct. 24, 2016 at 10:14 AM • Report
Amazingly amazing
Oct. 24, 2016 at 9:50 AM • Report
Keep writing please! I laughed out loud and my mother looked at me like I was crazy.
Oct. 19, 2016 at 2:13 PM • Report
I think this may have been the best thing I have ever read.
Sep. 29, 2016 at 8:06 PM • Report
this is amazing
Sep. 20, 2016 at 10:34 AM • Report
This sums it up perfectly
Sep. 02, 2016 at 4:02 PM • Report
make a part 2!!!
Sep. 02, 2016 at 11:28 AM • Report
Never even seen/read anything about Twilight but this was so, so, so, so, sooooooo funny! Literally every line made me lol. I love that it's in play/script form too.
Aug. 29, 2016 at 8:14 PM • Report
lol not a twilight fan but this made me chuckle
Aug. 17, 2016 at 1:31 PM • Report
This was funny
Aug. 08, 2016 at 3:34 PM • Report