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September 26, 2009

By LucyM, Kent, OH

[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]



BELLA: Are you a vampire?



EDWARD: No! Yes...



[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]



BELLA: I love you.



EDWARD: I love you too.



[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.


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Eifflelight17
Never read or seen any movies but this prob explains everything lmao
Jan. 12, 2018 at 10:07 PM • Report
hellopeople2402
omg im dying
Jan. 11, 2018 at 11:07 AM • Report
VeryCiya
well...this isn't really incorrect
Dec. 28, 2017 at 8:50 PM • Report
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This is great. Excellent. I love it.
Dec. 14, 2017 at 4:34 AM • Report
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That's was amazing...I just love people who do this kind of stuff to get back at the craziness Twilight set off.
Dec. 11, 2017 at 5:52 AM • Report
Mushrooms_M
Dude wtf is this.
Dec. 05, 2017 at 3:58 PM • Report
MercadezLuvsU2
lol, So true. I can see it now.
Oct. 16, 2017 at 9:48 AM • Report
dearguilttripping
im in class and dying of laughter 11/10
Oct. 02, 2017 at 3:14 PM • Report
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