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The Twilight Saga in About Two Minutes This work is considered exceptional by our editorial staff.

By LucyM, Kent, OH

[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]



BELLA: Are you a vampire?



EDWARD: No! Yes...



[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]



BELLA: I love you.



EDWARD: I love you too.



[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.

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176 comment(s)
OfficialIzzyColon
This is the best Twilight fanfic I've ever read.
Apr. 11, 2015 at 12:38 PM • Report
The_Edge
Brilliant. I now see why almost everyone hates this series. Thank you for summing it up in a truly awesome way.
Mar. 09, 2015 at 6:08 PM • Report
SkyTekile
Just.. yes. Just, yes.
Mar. 06, 2015 at 1:01 PM • Report
Ilovewolfhumans
That was funny and nice
Mar. 03, 2015 at 6:30 PM • Report
The_Girl_of_Many_Words
This is freaking amazing. Thank you.
Feb. 21, 2015 at 3:08 PM • Report
Mo-Con
Dear Author, I shed a tear during this paper Thank you, Mo-Con
Feb. 13, 2015 at 1:52 PM • Report
Amai-kun
One of the most beautiful things on this earth.
Feb. 11, 2015 at 5:24 AM • Report
swiftie_emz
I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO WATCH THE MOVIES ANYMORE BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE, THE AUTHOR USED A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR TOO. LOVE ITT
Jan. 20, 2015 at 8:24 AM • Report
LanaJ
Man this was good.
Jan. 15, 2015 at 6:21 PM • Report
SweetCaroline14
The words the author didnt say...
Jan. 13, 2015 at 7:42 PM • Report
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