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By LucyM, Kent, OH

[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]



BELLA: Are you a vampire?



EDWARD: No! Yes...



[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]



BELLA: I love you.



EDWARD: I love you too.



[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.


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259 comment(s)
Dream_Bar22
this is amazing
Sep. 20, 2016 at 10:34 AM • Report
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This sums it up perfectly
Sep. 02, 2016 at 4:02 PM • Report
jordynnangeleen
make a part 2!!!
Sep. 02, 2016 at 11:28 AM • Report
DayDreams
Never even seen/read anything about Twilight but this was so, so, so, so, sooooooo funny! Literally every line made me lol. I love that it's in play/script form too.
Aug. 29, 2016 at 8:14 PM • Report
Daksteel
lol not a twilight fan but this made me chuckle
Aug. 17, 2016 at 1:31 PM • Report
Amberleaf
This was funny
Aug. 08, 2016 at 3:34 PM • Report
Stifling_Darkness
Oml. This was so beyond perfect. I have no words.
Aug. 07, 2016 at 6:00 PM • Report
lilredd7
This was absolutely hilarious please do one on the hunger game series of something
Jul. 16, 2016 at 5:30 PM • Report
lilredd7
This was absolutely hilarious please do one on the hunger game series of something
Jul. 16, 2016 at 5:30 PM • Report
Pookie16
This is quite possibly the best retelling of Twilight that I've ever read...
Jul. 16, 2016 at 5:27 PM • Report
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