The camera is rolling...
     sowhatcha gonna say?
The audience iswatching
          yourevery move,
     so who you gonnaplay?
Nobleman? Liar? Prophet?
Pervert? Witch?Loser?
     You're captured onfilm
And they're throwing popcornat
     you as they Boo!your
     hideousperformance.
No Academy Award for you,bud.
     But, itdoesn't
matter, B-grade pornflick
      or avant-garde Frenchfilm,
      some movie buff,someplace,
wants to rent youand
     make youtheirs.