Sally sat with nothing to say
As Billy floated in the bay.
Sally once longed for luxurious times
While Billy merely lied for his crimes.
One evening Billy made a shallow mistake
He got frantic, a life he did take.
“Oops” he thought placing the weapon on the ground
He then skipped away, never to be found.
Later Billy met Sally, they tripped into love
He found his story would fit in hers like a glove.
Sally had her first accident in a lobby
Then played hopscotch beside the body.
“We’re so alike,” the pair agreed
“We’ll continue our cause,” that was their creed.
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