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By Wallflower, portland, OR

An overripe pear with an abusive husband

Guilty and convicted with no choice but to lie

The only storeowner who stays open on christmas.

A grape jolly rancher in a bag of blue raspberries

A man with the woe of erectile dysfunction

The end

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