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My (Fake-and VERY Sarcastic) Response to a (Real, but Fake) Dear Abby

By Jean16Bean, Batavia, NY

Read the Dear Abbys from 6/29/11, and pay close attention to the one signed “Gangbanger”.
Dear Abby, in response to 6/29/11 “Gangbanger”, do not regret how you have lived your life. It is terrible that you had the misfortune to be caught, but if others are careful, they and their gang full of “homeboys” can live a good life. It is sickening that parents will try to replace that bond, trying to be “helpful”. Ever heard the expression “live like you are dying”? So true! Use drugs and alcohol, it makes life so much more pleasurable. And if Jesus is your homeboy, too, you will have a long and happy life with your gang.


A Happy Homeboy

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