I Am Everything
I am glamorous.
Cause I have luscious curls and rich red hair you won’t ever find in a bottle of dye.
I am ugly.
Cause I lie to my friends so I won’t hurt their feelings and just tell them what they wanna hear.
I am smart.
Cause I have a 4.7 GPA and got an A- in creative writing.
I am stupid.
Cause I flunked outta AP world history and failed my honors chem final.
I am in love.
Cause he’s got Logan Lerman’s good looks but Seth Rogen’s sense of humor.
I am heartbroken.
Cause he’s not mine.
I am popular.
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