A History of World War Three In Rhyme
A man in South Korea made a time machine one day,
He claimed that it could make all our troubles go away.
It was a mess of pipe and wire. He said it took him years,
Just to get the materials and connect all the gears.
The governments and companies all wanted a share,
But most people didn't know and if they did the wouldn't care.
A kingly guy in Africa got a hold of it with dough,
He had to tax his people tons, no one talked about that, though.
But before he could use it, The nation was attacked!
The time machine was taken, the palace was ransacked.
It was the mighty USA; the patriots all thought,
That this great machine belonged to us, though clearly, it did not.
But before the Prez. could have some fun messing up history,
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