There once was a girl named Daphne
She was from Kunalahooee
She ate in a mine of fresh tune
In a fine laguna
With this fine food, happy she is.

One day, she met a perfect person named Prince Fortuna
He carried a thousand pound mezzaluna
They ate together
In any weather
And happy they were in Bermuda

They were married under the moon
They slept on the sand till noon
They swam with sharks
Until there were sparks
And happily returned home soon.

But before they go and leave us
They must flag down their yellow bus
Put on their best dress
And pay the waitress
Bless the nice couple leaving us