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You Are Not Special

Dori M., Gastonia, NC By thankyoumrsloopner, Gastonia, NC

You are not special.
You are like everyone else.
Is your favorite color blue?
Everyone else's is too.
But your favorite color is purple?
Gold star you're special hurray

Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Unless you're Joss Whedon, you are not special.
You watch Star Trek? Good for you.
If there are conventions for people like you
you must be one-in-a-million.

Do you paint?
So do toddlers.
Next.

Oh, you do theatre?
That's nice.
Theatre kid? Oh, you listen to showtunes on the radio?
Gold star. You tried.

Oh, so you write poetry?

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1 comment(s)
Sadaf K.
HAHAHHAHAHA i laughed the entire time and then i felt bad about myself...BUT I LOVED IT
Mar. 27, 2013 at 2:46 PM • Report
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