There once was an old man named Harry
Whose life was not contrary
There is much to be learned
In this funny sojourn
About the old man named Harry

So today harry woke up late
He didn`t wake up at eight
He put his pants on his chest
And was not properly dressed
Silly old man named Harry


Finally, Harry left for work
And he met a muscly jerk
He got beat up
And was thrown into a cup
Sorry old man named Harry



Harry was at his computer
When he was hit with a scooter
He had a bump on his head
The size of his bed
“that hurt” said the old man named Harry

Harry finally made it through the day
When he was hit with some hay
The goats spotted him
And quickly trotted to him
Covered in goats and hay was the old man named Harry
Harry was tired so he went to bed
And was thinking something in his head
He will wake up on time
And will work part-time
Good luck to the old man named Harry