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One Apple

By Horus-Lupercal, Bartlesville, OK

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
better though yet a bichon frise.
Whenever in doubt, run scream shout
always avoid an insomniacs bout
of totally treeless forest ness
and the hangman's word of quiet acquiesce.
Should that apple come rolling
while your heart is out strolling
and the good Bloody Mary
and the eight of King Henry's
come nocking at your door
be sure to have a "Gone Fishin'" sign

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