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By Beef., Kenmore, WA

I spend money on the regular miracles
just like everybody else

I want to be a breadwinner
I want to write about something worth while
something my senator would read

I want to be productive
So I write little notes
on my hand
but then I wake up
with black ink smeared
on my face
It makes me look hungover
Productive people
are never hungover

I have a books worth of
professional jokes
burned to memory
they're not that funny
but I've prepared
for those moments
where I stand in the break room
of my boring desk job
exchanging witty banter

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