When I was a little kid, I never ate dirt. I also never ate paste, bugs, or any other things little kids eat. I didn’t have any friends in preschool, and that might be why. But I was fine with it. While all of the other kids were eating dirt, I was playing Harry Potter all by myself, being all of the characters. I didn’t need those chubby little dirt-eaters, I could find the Sorcerer's Stone all by myself.
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