Thanks to my parents
I’m one of a kind.
I’m the kind of person that’s hard to find.
To me they’ll like peasants.

My mom was 24
and unknowing of her pregnancy.
Hopefully my brother has a legacy.
Luckily there’s no more.

When she found out it
wasn’t too late to get rid of me.
How hard would that be?
That was after my dad split.

Somehow he knew
but it was too late.
He never got to take me and my bro to the zoo.
I guess it was fate.

I really don’t care
about the zoo thing.
It still isn’t fair
he didn’t get to push me on the swing.

His mom was a real b****.
She let him ditch.
He left me with a whore
who doesn’t like gore.