FDR, the Best Roosevelt

By Alex.D, Santa Cruz, CA

The nation busted
The bowl was dusted
And FDR was ready to roll
The TVA
The CCC
He was always topping the polls
Only feared
Fear itself
Franklin couldn’t go for a stroll
Went to war
Rocked some more
And he lacked motor control
Secret cripple
No one knew
He was always on the partrol

Join the Discussion

This article has 2 comments. Post your own!

Report abuse

Threefiddy said...
Aug. 9, 2010 at 5:38 am:

He also threw thousands of Japanese-Americans into internment, largely destroyed the economy in a vast number of ways, undid the constitution by redefining the role of government, he extended the Depression an estimated six years, and he cursed us with a massive entitlement program which now has a 30 trillion dollar short-fall.

His myth will live on.

Alex.D replied...
Aug. 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm :

Your ill-supported and highly debatable claims completely ignore the humourous intent of this poem. Everyone was enjoying themselves and this light verse until your comment appeared. Way to go.