A Highly Caffeinated Poem

I scream, you scream

We all scream for caffeine

In the form of hazelnut or mocha
Mountain Dew, Vault, and Coca Cola


To stay awake in morning light


I need it every day

'Cause I can't sleep at night


Starbucks is my favorite spot

for a white chocolate-vanilla



double shot

At noon, a Full Throttle will



pick me up

After that, Diet Pepsi

by bottle, can, or cup


Caffeine in my lip gloss,

chewing gum, sweet tea,

I can't get enough of that


artificial energy!

I stock up with every trip


to the grocery store,
Caffeine is what keeps me ticking,

I must have More! More! More!


I scream, you scream,

We all scream for caffeine.