Intelligent Conversation

The gentleman said, “How supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”
In a manner quite ferocious,
The other gentleman replied, “Why this is but a floccinaucinihilipilification!
How could you underestimate education?”
“Harrumph, you must believe in Antidisestablishmentarianism”
“Now, what does the church and state have to do with humanism?”
“On the subject of church, I suppose you are an antitransubstantiationalist.”
“Does that belief really still exist?’
“Well, in chemistry you learn about Ethylenediaminetetraacetate,
But perhaps wine can turn to blood if you concentrate.”
“Of course I wouldn’t want to damage your honorificabilitudinitatibus,
But you are wrong, although I’m sure in science you got an A plus.”
“Well, my dear sir you are quite sesquipedalian
As much as you are Episcopalian.”
“Get to your point! Cut the circumlocution!”
“I suppose this is our final solution.”
“At least neither of us has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
“Yes, it’s like living in a utopia.”
“Like living in Punkeydoodles Corners.”
He shook his head, “Oh, Canadians.”