How to survive a horror movie

Say you have a psycho killer

Who made you the star of the next movie thriller

Follow these tips my child,

You will see

That sometimes the killer is after thee!

Go down no stairs, go in no attic

Or soon your death will be quite tragic

Trust in no one, not even a friend

Or soon you'll meet a true foul end

Go into light and never the dark

Stay out of places that have tree bark

You may live to see tomorrow

Just make sure he does not follow.