Lefty's (to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)

There once was a man with two left feet
He really couldn’t dance, but boy he could eat

His mama was a nurse and had connections!
She told him that she could get him corrections

Now he had two different feet
He could now dance around main street

He went clubbing to impress the masses
He hit it off great, started giving classes!

Now our friend Jim owns a dance club
So here is his story so listen here bub