Vietnam

'Nam

I went to go get some breakfast
and to my great surprise
I looked down at the ugly pass
and saw a new life ride

I then proceed to eat my food
and enjoy my precious jam
Although it will destroy my mood
I go and fight in ‘nam

While in ‘nam go and fight
too bad I then got shot
sleeping the lonely night
I then fell out my cot

That is how I ended up in this retirement home
I’m a hero as i’m told but my booty is still so sore
but that’s the time I went to war
So go and shut the door