John is here

John was walking down the street
skipping his feet
when he walked by the bank
when a man ran out with money and a shank

John stepped in and stopped the man from getting away
and hit the man with a food tray out in the street
people yelled and screamed John’s name
and John had all the fame

People love him
and sang some hymns
That man was given 20+ years
and had plenty of tears