You've heard of me?

You heard about me?
Good things I hope.
No?
That’s too bad.
Why, you ask?
Please, I don’t care.
What about my eyes?
No. they aren’t slanted.
No I’m not mad…
What? My religion?
I’m catholic… well sorta.
Does it matter?
Oh, really?
I don’t seem catholic?
I did say sorta.

I’m not nice, you say?
Try being nice first.
You are nice?
Ha, then why did you spread that rumor?
You didn’t?
Suurrreee…
Just don’t do it again.
I have no right to tell you what to do?
Whatever, This is my life.
Stay out of it.