The Answer Key

Why isn't there an answer key for life

You know like in the back of a math book

There are all the answers just waiting for you

Everyone says not to use them because you don't learn anything

Well I need to see the answer key

Because I am confused and I don't know what to do

I don't even know if you are telling me the truth

So please, whoever has the answer key to life

Give it to me

I'll give it back I promise

Just let me cheat and not learn this one time

Please?