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The Oyster and the Pig
Ta dida da,
Said the oyster to the pig.
Ta dida da,
You're getting, ahhh... To be precise,
You're getting quite big.
Ta dida da,
The oyster was told by the pig,
I'll fetch a handsome price.
Think I ought to wear a wig,
Or would that be like gambling with a pair of weighted dice?
Ta dida da,
Yo dida dae,
That's what I saw,
The oyster to the pig say.
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Erm. Two ways. (1) Go to sarahkaufmanart.c.o.m or (2) Ask the world and the answer will come. The second option, admittedly, takes longer. I am still waiting for the answer of the identity of Elizabeth West. :) But when it comes (as it always does, eventually), you will know that the world can talk back.
I come in many forms, names, and faces, dear. Tell me what you thought of me in "the Grey King."
Oh wow, I apologize for not getting to this sooner, I didn't see it until just now. Sorry Heather.
Thank you very much for the comment :) It reminds me very much of Alice in Wonderland too, particularly the poem about the walrus and the cobbler guy, was it?
Collect, and create as many as you wish :)
Just as, if not, possibly, better.
Where can I find it?
I found you in "The Grey King", Bran.
So wise of you to hold that as one of your many-ish life mottos. I must start collecting more, myself.
Is Love, Stargirl as good as the first book, I wonder?
I liked your thanks, it reminded me of Emily Dickinson's poem:
"If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain."
This one is funny :)Plain old nonsense.