Rumors

Rumor has it she’s pregnant.
She had too many cupcakes.

Rumor has it she’s anorexic.
She’s been trying to gain weight all her life.

Rumor has it she’s bulimic.
She had bad sushi.

Rumor has it she’s a whore.
She hasn’t had her first kiss.

Rumor has it she’s dumb.
She has learning disabilities.

Rumor has it she’s annoying.
She wants to fit in.

Rumor has it she bled through her pants.
She sat in ketchup.

Rumor has it she’s gross.
She sweats in her armpits.

Rumor has it she doesn’t have friends.
She went to the movies with her parents.

Rumor has it she has an STD.
She checked in at the doctor’s office.

Rumor has it she’s a b****.
She’s tired of all the rumors.