Hidden in a cupboard

Hidden in a cupboard
If you were hidden in a cupboard,
For years and years and years,
And stuck beneath the floorboards,
For months and months and months.
If you were trapped inside a time vortex,
For years and years and years
Would you want to be kind?
And would you want to be nice?
And would you want to be a girl made of sugar and of spice?
Would you want to smile and say ‘hello’ to everyone you see?
And would you want to say ‘come over for a pleasant cup of tea?’
I know just exactly what your answer’s going to be-
It will be no.
No.
NO.
Well I was trapped in a cupboard for seconds upon seconds
Hidden beneath the floorboards for seconds upon seconds
Yes, they might have been second floor floorboards but who really cares?
And I was trapped inside a time vortex for…
Well, ok, I wasn’t trapped inside a time vortex but does that really matter?
I still don’t want to be a polite, sweet, cute little girl.
I’ll leave that to my sister and make everybody SWIRL!
Because I am nothing like that- I’m a CRAZY GIRL!