Chit Chat

Meow said the cat
Woof said the dog
Sleeping was the mat
And hard was the jog

That old man was a fraud
Sure I was at that
But it left me awed
I might as well tip my hat

I was flawed
He said to me in chat
I told him he was an outlaw
“NO” he spat

But still according to him
I am a brat!