Eat a dolphin
Graduate. Period.
Kill all the caterpillars in the world
Break a law in all 50 states
(without getting caught … of course)
Marry a lumberjack with neck tattoos
Skydive over the Pacific
Become a vigilante
Bring Gingers out of endangerment
Live in a tree
Drink coffee in every country
Own an anteater
Drive a pink muscle car
Be THAT neighbor
Create a zombie
Win a Big A** Trophy
Show Betty Crocker up
Beat the s*** out of someone with my walker
Die smiling
Graduate. Period.
Kill all the caterpillars in the world
Break a law in all 50 states
(without getting caught … of course)
Marry a lumberjack with neck tattoos
Skydive over the Pacific
Become a vigilante
Bring Gingers out of endangerment
Live in a tree
Drink coffee in every country
Own an anteater
Drive a pink muscle car
Be THAT neighbor
Create a zombie
Win a Big A** Trophy
Show Betty Crocker up
Beat the s*** out of someone with my walker
Die smiling
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