You say my hair looks like a mane.
I disagree.
Manes belong on lions and I am no animal.
Except for the occasional times when I bare my teeth in anger.
But there’s a part of my animal brain that is still in love with you.
Why?
You only cause me pain, discomfort, and nausea.
The same symptoms cured by a Pepto Bismol tablet.
Next time I see you I’ll make sure to take a couple …
I disagree.
Manes belong on lions and I am no animal.
Except for the occasional times when I bare my teeth in anger.
But there’s a part of my animal brain that is still in love with you.
Why?
You only cause me pain, discomfort, and nausea.
The same symptoms cured by a Pepto Bismol tablet.
Next time I see you I’ll make sure to take a couple …
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