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Pepto Bismol MAG
February 18, 2009
You say my hair looks like a mane.
I disagree.
Manes belong on lions and I am no animal.
Except for the occasional times when I bare my teeth in anger.
But there’s a part of my animal brain that is still in love with you.
Why?
You only cause me pain, discomfort, and nausea.
The same symptoms cured by a Pepto Bismol tablet.
Next time I see you I’ll make sure to take a couple …
© Kristen S., Northville, MI
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wordweaver96 PLATINUM said...
on Sep. 2 2009 at 1:17 am
humorous
messie.egghead SILVER said...
on Sep. 1 2009 at 11:48 pm
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i love how you don't stick to anything traditional with its format.
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i love how you don't stick to anything traditional with its format.
it's greatttt:)
Ashley Coulter SILVER said...
on Sep. 1 2009 at 7:08 pm
this is very well written. i love the tone of voice.
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on Aug. 24 2009 at 5:56 pm
Cute, nice work.
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on Aug. 19 2009 at 1:06 am
deep. funny. great.
cheyenneduhon PLATINUM said...
on Jun. 28 2009 at 8:15 am
Haha soo silly but extremely sweet!!
I loved it!
Great writing!
I loved it!
Great writing!
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very clever.