This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace
II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected
This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.
This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.
Well, that was fantastic!!! I will never see a toaster the same way again. :)
Great poem, it was quirky and hilarious, but still very well written!!
And Apples to Apples is the greatest game of the planet.
I am here to open your mind to strange new things... and Apples to Apples is the greatest game, agreed. :)
Thanks!
That. Is. EPIC! :D
Never thought of a toaster that way before...way to think outside the box! ;-)
You mean, "way to think outside the"...um...the.... REFRIGERATOR!
Thanks :)
Haha, honestly, I don't remember, I don't like to defend my choice, but sometimes if it's outlandish enough, it'll win. Depends whom I with.
I suppose it is sort of a skill to make kitchen appliances sound sensual, :P
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