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Sexy Toaster MAG
I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace
II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected
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Whoa. This... is kinda scary...
But good, scary but good. I guess.
Baha.
I am here to open your mind to strange new things... and Apples to Apples is the greatest game, agreed. :)
Thanks!
You mean, "way to think outside the"...um...the.... REFRIGERATOR!
Thanks :)
Well, that was fantastic!!! I will never see a toaster the same way again. :)
Great poem, it was quirky and hilarious, but still very well written!!
And Apples to Apples is the greatest game of the planet.
That. Is. EPIC! :D
Never thought of a toaster that way before...way to think outside the box! ;-)