Woes of a Wardrobe

Have you ever tried to be a wardrobe?
Well, try standing up 24/7
It's anything but heaven

Super uncomfortable, right?
Well, there's more –
Being a wardrobe is such a bore

I can't see the world
Can't move, I can't even talk
Even worse, I'm always stuffed full of socks!

My insides are clothing
My heart is a red sweater
It's the worst it could be, it'll never get better

Now imagine how I feel
When some kid I don't know
Takes out my guts and puts them on for show!