Ben & June

There once was a cricket named Ben.
He lived in a nice warm den
He had problems
Couldn't solve 'em
So he talked to the fortune teller Glen

Glen told him in a loud voice
He told Ben,"You have no choice.
You have to find an insect
One for you is perfect
This lady will help you rejoice".

Before Ben set out on his quest
He sprayed some cologne on his chest
He wanted appear tough
Man, that's going to be rough
Who's heard of a cricket that's best?

He met a ladybug named June
They had a picnic under the moon
Before they dozed
He proposed
And their wedding was that day at noon

Ben and June lived happily ever after
In their den is tons of laughter
From their many kids
And their large pet squids
Who live on the broken rafters