For the Broken-Hearted

I hope
That you move away from here,
Meet a nice girl
Who seems sincere,

I hope
When you take her out to dinner that you hold her hand,
And you kiss her softly
On the sand

And I hope
That you start to forget my name
And when you lie together
She tells you that she feels the same

Chorus:
Then I hope she dumps you,
Yeah, I hope she dumps you,
I hope she leaves you picking up the pieces
Of your broken heart
Yeah, I hope she dumps you,
Preferably on Facebook
I'd love to see the way you'd look,
Might be a little like I did
Yeah, I hope she dumps you.

I hope
That you meet some other chick
And she likes Batman just like you,
Yeah, you two click

I hope
That you get that familiar feeling
Yeah, your mind starts reeling
When you see her

And I hope
That you feel like she's the one
Because unlike me and you
You guys have fun …

Chorus:
Then I hope she dumps you,
Yeah, I hope she dumps you,
I hope she leaves you picking up the pieces
Of your broken heart
Yeah, I hope she dumps you,
For another girl on top of that
'Cause let's just face the facts,
You make boys look bad.
Yeah, I hope she dumps you.