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Shall I compare thee to a piece of toast?
September 20, 2009
Shall I compare thee to a piece of toast?
Thou art more scrumptious and delectable:
Unevenly the elements may glow’st,
And sticking levers are detestable:
Sometimes too long the slice of bread doth roast,
And seldom do the crumbs not make a mess;
And often it is much too sweet for most,
If one should drizzle honey in excess;
But thy eternal warmth shall never cool,
Nor shall thee lose thy lovely golden hue;
And I’ll rejoice that fate hath not been cruel,
Each morning on beholding thee anew;
On this perception all the world agrees,
That no delicious bread’s divine as thee.
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This article has 29 comments.
JaneDoeYo! said...
on Apr. 29 2011 at 7:29 am
WOW!!!!
(not a good wow =__=)
Sonofheracles BRONZE said...
on Apr. 7 2011 at 10:12 am
That was a fun poem.
NoxInviticus SILVER said...
on Mar. 16 2011 at 3:22 pm
you are my idol <3
HeatherBee BRONZE said...
on Jan. 9 2011 at 10:04 pm
this is freaking A-mazing!!! :D wow.. i dont know hat else to say ^^ Great Great jobb!!!!
cookie_monster99 GOLD said...
on Jan. 9 2011 at 12:30 pm
that was amazing. i clicked on the link cuz i thought it would be impossible to write a poem comparing someone to toast. but Thou hath succeeded(: good job!
alaskatrailmutt said...
on Jul. 17 2010 at 3:20 pm
Sweet! LOL! My friend was just talking about a radio song the brodcaster did in the 90's called "Toast" Every line they screamed I LIKE TOAST!" ahhhhhhhh nice. Sonnets r hard to write, you did great on thet. REALLY funny! :D
ElizNieves PLATINUM said...
on Oct. 4 2009 at 5:12 am
Shakespeare would be proud
thestoryofme163 SILVER said...
on Sep. 30 2009 at 6:27 pm
thanks, that was the idea :)
