About the Contributor
If I were to define happiness, it'd be an amalgam of Joel Stein, Lemony Snicket, algebra II, basic calculus, acceptance into any and every college, and a slew of non-sexist dirty jokes.
||Kurt Vonnegut, Lemony Snicket, Joel Stein (not as much books as his column), J.D. Salinger, Allen Ginsberg (he's a poet, but there's no place to add in poets)
|Favorite music albums:
||Aim and Ignite, American Idiot, 21st Century Breakdown
|Favorite music artists:
||Fun., Green Day, Fall Out Boy
|Favorite TV shows:
||Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
||sleeping, eating tofu, eating baby carrots, playing the clarinet, winning