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Have Enough? MAG
Cough. Cough. Cough.
I don't feel so well.
Mymom bought me some soup,
to make me feel better.
The minute I tasted thesoup,
I disliked it.
"What is this stuff?" I asked,
readingthe can labels.
"PSAT? SAT? ACT?
What kind of soup isthis?"
"Everyone recommends it
and everyone takes it.
Do youwant seconds?
I also have a can of SAT II."
With the bad taste stillon my tongue,
I replied, shaking my head,
"No more. No more.
I amtired of the alphabet soups for
one try is enough for me."
© Anonymous
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