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Willy McDuff & the Weirdo Factory
United Kingdom
*A whimsical brightly light stage opens a cutscene, with a young 16 year old man named Joseph on this journey
*Willy McDuff is a character of eccentric charm, and to separate mundane and magical from the horrors that is The Unknown.
*Narrator:
Now who is The Unknown? Well, he is rumoured to be a evil chocolate maker who lurks through the walls, and he is made of chrome and looks like a knockoff of The Undertaker
*Willy McDuff:
We are going on a catgacting adventure along with exarserdray lollipops and a pasadise of sweet teats.
*Narrator:
Our friend, The Unknown, is hiding in the walls.
*Narrator:
The Unknown comes out of the walls, and hides behind the mirror, now who is The Unknown’s friend? AI
*Willy McDuff:
Welcome to the Enchanted Garden my friends
*Guest 1 in head:
Why does this look like a scene out of Breaking Bad?
*Me thinking the same
*Willy McDuff freezes, in a shocked expression
*The Unknown lurks out of the walls, and in front of Willy Mcduff’s crew
*The Unknown
in a very sinister voice:
Ah Willy McDuff and his band of explorers, you have something that has been my life achievement to obtain, The Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, now hand it over or you will be taken to the land of The Unknown.
*Narrator:
The Unknown disappears, and hides behind a later to see mirror
*Narrator: about 2 minutes later our friend The Unknown makes an appearance
*Narrator: The disappointment was immeasurable with our guests visiting the Imagination lab, which is exactly what you need in the lab.
*Fast forward a bit through the trip, where my time is to strike.
*Joseph:
I am looking to a mirror, until I see chrome shining behind the mirror
*The Unknown makes one of the most evil laughs ever behind the mirror
*Narrator:
The Unknown jumpscares Joseph, but not frightening him for long
*Joseph:
I knew it was you, The Unknown.
*The Unknown and I have a swordfight out of all things, toy swords of course
The Unknown
I’m done with this sword fighting Joey, Now time for something up my sleeve, a beam
*Joseph
Hey Mr Unknown, take a look at yourself, I grab a mirror
*Narrator:
The Unknown disappears after the mirror blinding
Joseph:
The Unknown,
The End
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I was inspired by the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow, it was hilarious how weird it was, and I decided to spoof it with me and it's villain, The Unknown, who was never in the original story.