I was surrounded by monkeys. Not just any monkeys, but evil monkeys from the gates of hell. They were coming from left and right. I whipped out a machine gun also known as a mini-gun, which isn’t small at all. The Massive gun is about as long as a bat and as round as a fire hydrant. I mowed them down with thousands of lead bullets, but they still kept coming.

They were popping out from everywhere. It was like a wild game of whack-a-mole.

“Time to light ‘em up!” I screamed as I pulled out a flamethrower.

They looked like little fireballs zigzagging around the field like crazy. The demonic chimps grew closer and closer to me. It seemed every time I got rid of one another one took its place. All I had left was a shot gun and a couple of rounds. Next thing I knew the sun was blotted out of the sky by raining deranged apes. I heard a shotgun go off then I woke up.