Hey everyone, get a load of ME. 

Dear My beloved town of Malibu. As you all know it's me, Raquelle. Hello? Seriously, why is everyone always listening to BARBIE. She stole my personality! She LITERALLY moved here and STOLE Ken from me. He was almost mine, but just two more days before I had him, she literally moved here, and Ken disappeared. All she does is WALK, and everyone’s drooling over her. I'm the original, and I'm the one everyone should admire. This stupid fashion show should have been mine with MY clothes. Barbie is just a FAKE blonde. Yeah that’s right; she’s a fake. I just think that everyone, especially you Kenny Boo, needs to know how awful she is. 

You really need to stop being brainwashed by the girl whose bleach is finally getting to her brain and follow me. I’m better. I have ALWAYS been better and will ALWAYS be better. 

Just so you know, I can even give you makeovers, too. You can really use some, well, modifications. 

You might be wondering: How on earth did Barbie take over my popularity? Well, it's really easy to realize if you just use logic. I was the original one everyone followed, and Ken used to look at me only, but that all changed when Barbie came to Malibu. Now, it is as if I don’t even exist to him. She also took all of my friends. Of course, I was the only one who talked to her at first! All her friends were once my friends, but when she came, she took them within seconds. 

You guys need to realize that I'm the richer, better looking, and clearly the nicer one. If you really think about it, I am way better, and you have just been brainwashed by her. This is your chance to change. This is the only chance I'll have to get my fans back! I used to be the one who was always on TV, but, of course, it's the one with 495 careers, the only good looking guy in town, and all my old friends. 

Sure, I'm still friends with them, but I'm not the one they admire: that's Barbie. But it should be me. BARBIE just takes everything from me, and I really want to get the life I deserve back.